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Transatlantic Traveller Tip Sheet
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Free-use statement: Craig Alan Williamson grants full permission to use this work, provided that Craig Alan Williamson is acknowledged as the author and a link is provided to www.CraigAlanWilliamson.com
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Food – Restaurant tipping guide
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In USA |
In UK |
Terrible service |
15% |
10p |
Good service |
20% |
10p |
Excellent service |
25% |
10p |
Drink – Units of alcohol
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In USA |
In UK |
3 pints |
Night out |
Swift lunch |
6 pints |
Trip to hospital |
Few after work |
12 pints |
Burial/cremation |
Bit of a session |
Dating – Manage your expectations
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In USA |
In UK |
1st date |
Meal |
Nightclub, then a shag |
2nd date |
Movie |
Nightclub, then a shag |
10th date |
1st kiss |
Meal, then a shag |
1 year |
Engagement |
Anal |
2 years |
Marriage |
Threesome |
Manly chat – Never say . . .
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In UK |
| “I really fancy a fag.” |
“You’re full of spunk today.” |
| “Can I borrow your rubber?” |
“Gee, my fanny is sore.” |
| “You must taste my spotted dick.” |
“I feel so bummed.” |
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About the author - Craig Alan Williamson is the author of campus comedy novel ‘A Foreign Education’. His uniquely-English perspective on American college life was cultivated during a year spent studying abroad at the University of Colorado. He has since returned frequently to the United States and travelled extensively around the country. Visit Craig at www.CraigAlanWilliamson.com
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